The J Balvin is when you do a handstand in the bottom of your drained local city pool, naked, and someone jumps off the high dive head first into your ballsack/vaginal area. If done at a city pool outside of your local area, it’s rather referred to as a Paul McCartney.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The greatest reggaeton singer of all time. Very humble. Truly versatile artist, can work with anyone from anywhere, any genre is good for him. Anything he drops will be a hit guaranteed 💯 Uses bright vivid colors everywhere. Can pull off any style effortlessly.
If you're struggling with your music career, a collaboration with him is all you need.

Also very cute