An extremely enchanting and loving person with a heart of gold who will always keep you smiling with her blossoming personality.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The sweetest girl in the world. She probably comes from North Africa and has a big ass. If she walks by she smells like flowers