ivan flores

A boy that eats a lot of food

Ivan Flores ate a lot of food

by Your second mom October 3, 2017

Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga March 30, 2011

crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 9, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003

A cheeky Ivan

When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.

Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 5, 2023

Ivan the Terrible

A nickname for someone called Ivan if they're terrible. Used mostly in gossiping, but can be used in other circumstances too. Referring to Ivan IV Vasilyevich.

Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible!
Ivan the Terrible is so much like my cousin!
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible, he cheated on my friend!

by Waea March 3, 2023