Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......

Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect

See Monkey dust

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.