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The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.
Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?
Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome
Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome
by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 03, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018