So you probably searched this and if you see the one made by that juanxxx dude and your a man, you can simply read this definition to undo it or just say that italian man is gay and thats all yw men
by KingofLisbon July 13, 2021
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An Italian man is one who is at the epidemic of sex. He has a tanned hairy body, and sexy facial features. He gets your trust and then takes you home; he licks your pussy a bit and then massages your breasts, at which point he strips his clothing, revealing his hairy body and 6 pack. He talks to you in Italian and unzips his pants. He is a real man because he doesn’t care about your pain, only pleasure. He rams into you with so much force. With his 8 inch cock the Italian man rips you in pieces as he fucks your cunt up the wall. He shakes your pussy so hard that you drip your nectar on his thick shaft and hairy manly balls. He holds you up with his muscles and fucks you hard in the ass. He pulls out and fucks your tits. Finally he takes his huge Italian sausage in his hand and violently jacks it all over your face and hair, then rubs and hits it on your face and makes you lick him clean. He showers up first, gets dressed, eats some food, then has about 30 more thrusts at your vagina before leaving you on the kitchen floor without a goodbye.
Paul: yo fred I fucked tina last night!
Fred: was she a good pussy?
Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch…
Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today?
Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out.
Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses.
by Juanxxx May 19, 2008
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A man... from Italy.
P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.
by sighkick June 28, 2018
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When using a breadstick as a dildo, also known as garlic hole
Dude I heard that girl is famous for the Italian man. She should taste great
by Kittenoflight March 7, 2017
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A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!
by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005
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fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen
the fat italian man is fat
by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022
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