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An act too disgusting and wrong to be described in a place with even as little decency as the internet.
by Obese Tony December 10, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.
by gerontee February 15, 2019