Friend: “Yo you tryina go to sophias tonight? It’s gonna be all juniors there tho”

Me: “Bruh hella nah it’s caps”

Friend: “ let’s get some food”

Me: “It’s caps i just ate”

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow