Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
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Sister 1: Those too girls, they are the two pretty bestfriends.
Sister 2: They don't exist, that one is ugly.
by rat that hoe bitchhh December 02, 2020
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When you talk to somebody, usually a submissive, sexually
Dom: *texting* i know you wanna grind my thigh, pretty girl.
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳
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basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D
by witty1pretty2 March 07, 2012
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When you soak a tampon in any sort of alcohol and insert it in your rektum in order to get drunk.
Hey Andy, are we sittin pretty tonight or what? I got some new booze to try out.
by Scapaisela October 08, 2019
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