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Said by domineering blowhards whenever someone shows resistance or defiance to their unending demands.
Carl: Hey Ted, can you pay my phone bill?
Ted: Why?
Carl: Because I need some financial restitution.
Ted: You seriously want me to pay your phone bill?
Carl: It's not a chore.
Ted: Pay your own damn phone bill. Being your friend is a chore.
Carl: Defy me again and I'll kick your ass!
Ted: Up yours, windbag!
*fighting ensues*
Ted: Why?
Carl: Because I need some financial restitution.
Ted: You seriously want me to pay your phone bill?
Carl: It's not a chore.
Ted: Pay your own damn phone bill. Being your friend is a chore.
Carl: Defy me again and I'll kick your ass!
Ted: Up yours, windbag!
*fighting ensues*
by D. Y. Vetz September 08, 2020