The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
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You can not wheeze the whole 24 hours or ur gay
AHAHAHAHA- Mariah

Mariah lost no wheezing Wednesday that day
by erykah bitch ass November 11, 2019
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In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021
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a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!
Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.
by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020
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anyone will nut tap any males near by on a wednesday
person 1: "sup man"
person two: nut taps person

person 1: "why man"
person 2: "it is Winnie whack Wednesday"
by asfend November 3, 2013
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Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
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