by Yeahboi2018 March 05, 2018
I was drunk and recieved and unusual aunt. That was the first time I hook up with a midget, her little arms and hands resembled a T-Rex.
by KGKG August 06, 2010
Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
Person 2: Is that legal!?
Person 2: Is that legal!?
by Fatty Mc Fat Fat, yo. August 29, 2008
The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
by Yo Yo CT January 30, 2008

