Said to a person who isn't as excited/energetic as they should be.
Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.
Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.
Person 1: HELL YEAH THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT TODAY!
Person 2: Dude, calm down.
Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!
Person 2: Dude, calm down.
Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!
by Salty Bawlz November 08, 2011
A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.
The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment
Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021
a word used by only the finest of roadmen such as blondes and and casper the ghost lookin ass dudes, that describes what the motive is like/will be
pizzadude- that guy is eyeing us up
pakiman- don’t worry bro, calm is the motive
*mysterious blonde ghost runs away*
pakiman- don’t worry bro, calm is the motive
*mysterious blonde ghost runs away*
by lil pizza and yung paki April 24, 2019
A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.
Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.
Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!
Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.
Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.
Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!
Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.
Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
by LetsWatchTheRain August 03, 2020
by Cider Scorpion April 01, 2007
The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
by allie amy and lauren April 11, 2008
Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
I went to the Calm of Chaos show last night. It fucking sucked so bad. The singer can't sing worth a shit.
by COCsucker2012 April 19, 2009