Sexualizing step ladders.

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Sexual activity with a dirty chick

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?

2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.

What do the rest of the people mean to you? They don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.

a phrase meaning "got any gossip" but for men.
Normally an offer of conversation rather than a call for gossip on a specific topic.