A self made person, generous and compassionate, handsome and sexy, he is gentle with his female companions, very compassionate lover.
by Chief Pilot December 05, 2017
1- A breed of Pongo Pygmaeus (ape) that resides in the outskirts of Bobangui in Central Africa. These are said to be the most unintelligent of the ape species with a brain smaller than a Hershey's kiss. Used to describe dumb, ape-like men.
2- An amulet worn by the Forgotten Realms creatures in the game Dungeons and Dragons used by the creatures as either a personal butt plug or an anal probing device. Used to describe men with weird tendencies.
2- An amulet worn by the Forgotten Realms creatures in the game Dungeons and Dragons used by the creatures as either a personal butt plug or an anal probing device. Used to describe men with weird tendencies.
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Person 1: OMG he's biting the curly hairs of his behind! HE THINKS IT'S FOOD!
Person 2: Its okay Jimmy, he's an Issam.
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Person 1: Why are you touching that dog in that ever so despicable manner?
Person 2: *drools* I'm an Issam
Person 1: Oh. *runs away. runs fast. does not stop running. ever*
Person 1: OMG he's biting the curly hairs of his behind! HE THINKS IT'S FOOD!
Person 2: Its okay Jimmy, he's an Issam.
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Person 1: Why are you touching that dog in that ever so despicable manner?
Person 2: *drools* I'm an Issam
Person 1: Oh. *runs away. runs fast. does not stop running. ever*
by half shark alligator half man April 24, 2009
A word describing a morbidly obease person. But going up 2 a step of just unnatural fatness. Derives from the car collector Issam Mallah who ironically was unable to fit in his own car.
by Josh Verhoeks May 28, 2005
Smoking hashish through a water bong with one end inside of a womans vagina. Using the womans vagina juice in place of the water.
by BONGEE June 18, 2021
Stoopid ass boi, knows how to perfectly suck dick, has a great talent at getting girls and can teach you how to be gay.
by Badboii98 February 03, 2019
cute and hot guy who knows what's cool. shy, unremarked, quiet at first but eventually reveals his inner madness. feels surrounded by idiots and tends to stay apart. out of the norm individual. tends to manipulate others. slightly bipolar or narcissistic at times. super creative.
Issam, that's me!
by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018