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A self made person, generous and compassionate, handsome and sexy, he is gentle with his female companions, very compassionate lover.
He pulled himself from poor to riches, he is ISSAM.
by Chief Pilot December 05, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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1- A breed of Pongo Pygmaeus (ape) that resides in the outskirts of Bobangui in Central Africa. These are said to be the most unintelligent of the ape species with a brain smaller than a Hershey's kiss. Used to describe dumb, ape-like men.

2- An amulet worn by the Forgotten Realms creatures in the game Dungeons and Dragons used by the creatures as either a personal butt plug or an anal probing device. Used to describe men with weird tendencies.
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Person 1: OMG he's biting the curly hairs of his behind! HE THINKS IT'S FOOD!

Person 2: Its okay Jimmy, he's an Issam.


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Person 1: Why are you touching that dog in that ever so despicable manner?

Person 2: *drools* I'm an Issam

Person 1: Oh. *runs away. runs fast. does not stop running. ever*
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A word describing a morbidly obease person. But going up 2 a step of just unnatural fatness. Derives from the car collector Issam Mallah who ironically was unable to fit in his own car.
"Look at him, the Issam couldnt even fuck a whale"
by Josh Verhoeks May 28, 2005
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Amazing Person Not Emo At All, very bright good future top class in everything will never fail anything in his life only the people around him will.
Sexy Issam isn’t a emo
by Jfkdksks April 06, 2021
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