A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.
Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work
Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.
Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.
by Randyt13 June 22, 2013
by Zach=BAMF October 07, 2007
When you get to the treehouse, drop trou, put on isotoners,and get ready to drink V8splash.(I'm gonna suck the black off your cock nigger)
by LexLucifer August 27, 2008
Isotonic is a popular recently developed type of sports drink, usually with Glucose or Fructose flavouring. Its mostly known as a cheap alternative to branded sports drinks such as 'Lucozade' or 'Powerade'.
by PurpleRubberDuckie June 09, 2009