She is a very fat lazy Hippo who likes cheese crisps
She is Isobel
by BigBoisDAvemanTHICC August 03, 2019
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1. A small, half brown, large chested creature with a foot long tongue commonly found around various areas of London. Rarely seen wearing anything except black, she lurks like a spider in a web waiting to terrify the next person she meets. Typically smoking a customary Marlboro red and wearing ridiculously dangerous clumpy punky gothy shoes, this creature is one to look out for. This creature is partial to croissants and strange pizzas, so if you encounter her, you can offer her one. She will accept.
In general, this creature spends her days drifting from coffee shop to alleyway to pub to park, often accompanied by one of her few acquaintances. A word of advice is not to wander around Soho with this creature late at night. Despite what she tells you, she has no sense of direction, a feature of her personality not greatly aided by her inability to distinguish right from left.
This creature is very interested in pretentiously cultured aspects of society throughout the ages. She even went to a recent social gathering dressed as an Ancient Egyptian god. Geek. She hopes to be admitted to the 'Medea' lectures that her hospital unit is offering, and after that to travel to the Middle East with a spade.
One surefire way to upset this creature is to say "Isobel" in a strange voice. Also, elbowing her in the breasts is a good one too.
"Not her." - What you say when you see Isobel coming.
by Jayashakira June 29, 2006
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A anger issued freak who has a big stupid personality she has really long hair and has a good style (because she steals all of her siblings clothes
Isobel punched me today
by Robbing August 30, 2019
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A tomboy girl who gets pimples before everyone else in her class and usually hangs out with boys but there not her friends maybe one or two are and she WILL punch you in the face if u get her pissed off swears, breaks the rules (a lot) can be annoying, mean, nice or nothing. hates wearing a dress, makeup, doing her hair, nails, feet or any girly girl thing loves playing sports falls in love with Blue or brown eyed hair with Dirty blonde or brown hair hangs out with dirty people (dirty mined people)
Sam: Hey did you hear a girl hoped a fence and swore in a teachers face and said Fuck you to the principle.

Hannah: Typical Isobel am I right
Sam: Yep typical Isobel (shakes head(
by Isobelwalker123 June 13, 2016
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Dirty + Isobel - Isobel is either your parents wanted a unique version of Isabelle or you're foreign to the United States

When you come from TikTok trying the 'Dirty (name)' challenge but all you get is disappointment because your parents spelled Isabell different and this is the definition you got stuck with
"I tried the Urban Dictionary Dirty Name challenge but Dirty Isobel had a stupid definition."
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A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women
'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'
by Jack Nicholson March 13, 2004
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A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women
'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'
by Polly June 09, 2003
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