That one kid who sits in the corner of the classroom thinking about being a lawyer but is actually falling asleep and not noticing that the teacher is screaming at him. He needs to constantly be reminded what country he's in because people think he's staring into outer space, he likes to chew on lemons during lunch time and somehow is passing all his classes even though he's barely paying any attention.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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A lovable jerk who hates loving.

A person that has a fetish for anything that starts with the letter "F"