Incredibly handsome. Intelligent. Talented. Sweet. Sexy. Fun Loving. Carefree. Funny... The greatest man you could ever meet. Quite the ladies man. Dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. NO women has the ability to resist. With his God-like abilities in bed, any woman would be considered lucky to be with him. And he does not have sex with you... He makes sweet, passionate love.
The XX Beer Man considers HIM to be the most interesting man in the world.
Very loyal and faithful. There will NEVER be a dull moment when you are by his side. He shall treat his woman like the queen she truly is.
Although his impeccable, good looks give off a macho impression... He is truly kind at heart and is a sensitive guy. Very romantic person who is unafraid to expose his true feelings to his lover. Will do anything to please his woman.
Although he is multi-talented he is very modest.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A guy that will always be your best friend

He's one VERY DAZZLILING MAN, very charming as well. But most importantly he has a bigger dick then both, ricardo and gerardo, dont forget david.

someone who rages on fortnite and is also trash at the game

#sexy #big black Dick # rich #mint at fortnite

Trash at COD.