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It sells itself as a religion of peace(uh-huh) and what it essentially is it's a traditional, somewhat universal (compared to judaism) abrahamic religion with political ambitions and a rather strict code of laws (sharia, halal-haram, etc.).

Well, that's what I thought until I've heard the whole Aisha deal...
4chan: Islam - more liek Winslam, am I rite gaiz?

Me: Argh, STFU already! Go back to /d/!/facepalm
by Senex September 19, 2008
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A religion that teaches that its followers will eventually rule the world, and thus take credit for destroying the Soviet Union, when Ronald Reagan was in fact responsible. They think that the destruction of America is in their future, and will never cease their attack on the West and America. Thus, they need to be persuaded that their doctrine is wrong if they are ever to stop their attacks on America.
BTW, the followers of Islam, the Muslims, do NOT believe in the same God as the Christians do. Christians believe in the Godhead, or Trinity. Muslims believe in a unitarian god, which they call Allah.
by PowellRanger August 21, 2006
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Islam is a religion in the world whose follower are thinking that they are the only religion which is right. Their follower's mind still work in the medieval time.
They also considered woman as a second grade human being.
My neighbour forced his wife to wear cover as a sign of Islam follower.
by gurubesar December 12, 2007
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Islam is the arabs's version of Christianity. The arabs did not have a religion in the 6th century so they decided they should have their own because they did not like the fact that the Jews had their religion and the Christians had theirs and they had none and that was very humiliating for them.

So they invented their own religion mainly by copying bits and pieces from Judaism and Christianity and then called it Islam. Then they made up pieces as they went along over the years and voila instant religion! Now the followers of Islam get very touchy about their religion and they go around trying to convince the world that they are very nice people by showing lots of pictures of children and girls in Islamic dress and when they can, they kill anyone that does not believe them.

Allah does not exist, he was invented by deluded desert people of Arabia and Mohamed was not a prophet. And Islam is the biggest hoax pulled on humanity that has gotten more people to suffer and be killed than the devil ever could.
by Rahmadi January 08, 2007
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1. A religion that pray to the allah (note that their allah is a moon god that muhammad took as he please from pagan religion ; thus is completely different from Christian God (YHWH)).

2. A religion whose prophet was a mass murderer (that was not an act of self defense, rather mohammad himself who made a war with innocent people back then , so don't give me a crap about his action was justified), fucking 6 years old kid (Aisyah), practice polygamy, tell his follower to kill Christian and Jew so when they died , they got 72 virgins in the heaven.

3. A religion that slowly crushing a western civilization from inside.
useful idiot 1: hey, not all islam follower is like that ; only terrorist who do that

muslim moderate: yea, the terrorist is the one who made shame of islam teaching

Me: wrong you fucktards. You got it completely backward logic. They are the one who actually follow mohammad teaching. The good people in islam is actually the one who didn't follow islam , or didn't know anything about it, only knows how to pray 5x times a day like an idiot.
Also , you muslim moderate : you are actually worse than moslem radical because you are like a time bomb that can blew up anytime , and you also act like nothing happened / turned a blind eye when moslem radical beheading non-moslem's head.
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Islam is the arabs's version of Christianity. The arabs did not have a religion in the 6th century so they decided they should have their own because they did not like the fact that the Jews had their religion and the Christians had theirs and they had none and that was very humiliating for them.
So they invented their own religion mainly by copying bits and pieces from Judaism and Christianity and then called it Islam. Then they made up pieces as they went along over the years and voila instant religion! Now the followers of Islam get very touchy about their religion and they go around trying to convince the world that they are very nice people by showing lots of pictures of children and girls in Islamic dress and when they can, they murder anyone that does not believe them.
Islam is one big lie
by Scholastik March 10, 2007
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The name of an app that has yet to be approved by both Apple and Google, because its content allegedly encourages users to hit or harm others, if they refuse to play with them.
After a dozen-odd rejections for iSlam, some radical coders are planning to threaten or kidnap a few Apple's staff members for being "biased" against them.
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