Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021
A group of Middle Eastern ninjas and illiterate desert dwellers living in caves, masturbating to goat porn and shoot and bomb people for 72 goats.
To join ISIS, one of you must fuck and marry a goat. Once you join the group, you made a promise to give me a 3-hour blowjob.
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
by Just_satire August 25, 2016
A stupid group with a bunch of dumfucks trying to take down humanity in the name of islam and has not even been taken down wtf
by why is life March 25, 2021
A terrorist group who beheads random people just cause they're not muslim or whatever religion. They're also responsible for the paris shootings, the brussels bombings and lots more terrorist attacks.
by rallan15 June 21, 2016
1: A group of goatfuckers that are known for their backfiring mortars, and their killings "in the name of Allah".
2: A Muslim in a balaclava, firing an AK-47 blindly into the air screaming "Allahu Akbar" before getting bombed by murica
2: A Muslim in a balaclava, firing an AK-47 blindly into the air screaming "Allahu Akbar" before getting bombed by murica
"The American Predator drone raped the shit out of an ISIS base"
"ISIS think they actually stand a chance against America and Russia"
"ISIS think they actually stand a chance against America and Russia"
by I'm the definition of that guy November 28, 2015
by the avrg neo-nazi April 5, 2023
by CountdeMoney February 24, 2015