ishmael

the most life changing novel ever written. go check it out

dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently

by sdafsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf August 24, 2009

ishmael

An ashy tall man who fades into the background of pictures. He normally says "no homo" after every sentence, but he actually is extremely homo, no shame tho, we gotta love Ishmael!

"yo Amber, who is the ashiest, guy, you know?"
"Yardy know that Daniel, it's Ishmael for sure"

by dOg321 February 20, 2019

Ishmael kamara

I great young man! He is awsome!

Have you seen ishmael kamara! You will love him!

by Blahblah829 October 28, 2020

Ishmael Special

Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.

"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".

by asian fingers July 17, 2019

Ishmael style

When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style

‘Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight ‘
‘Whenever you want baby’

by Lily.abcdefg July 7, 2018

Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.

"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."

by Just let me do this October 20, 2014

Ishmael Kamara

A kid who defends the liar Mrbossftw and replies to every hate comment trying to defend him

Hey have you seen that Ishmael Kamara kid defending MrBossFTW on his newest video?

by Average Guy#55 October 28, 2020