Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.
"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".
by asian fingers July 17, 2019
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A kid who defends the liar Mrbossftw and replies to every hate comment trying to defend him
Hey have you seen that Ishmael Kamara kid defending MrBossFTW on his newest video?
by Average Guy#55 October 28, 2020
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Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.
"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
by Just let me do this October 19, 2014
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When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style
Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight ‘
Whenever you want baby’
by Lily.abcdefg July 07, 2018
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An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 16, 2006
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Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012
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