Isaiah is a wild person that will always make you laugh and can be loud sometimes and weird

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

If you meet him, you will find he is the absolute best friend you could ever meet. He may be one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He is also, extremely intelligent. He's unlike any other person in the entire world. There is a uniqueness about him that nobody else has, or will ever have. He may seem quiet when you meet them, but once you know him you can see all his wonderful qualities. He can teach you ANYTHING in the world, you've ever wondered about. You'll always look up to him for everything because you'll want to be like him. He's the most charming person you'll ever meet! He can do anything most people would only dream of doing :) He's also extremely sweet, and tenderhearted, which will guarantee you'll like him even more! Another fact about him: He can't keep secrets to save his life :P You can't really explain him in words, and there's not enough space or time to try, but if you meet an Isaiah,you'll smile everyday because of him :")

A very tall guy who is extremely sexy, intelligent, and perfect.

Isaiah is the freaking most amazing friend/boyfriend in the world. He's outgoing, wild, fun, and smartess person you'll ever meet. He'll be there for you whenever you need him no matter what the situation and he's a good listener. He's an amazing friend and great to all. He doesn't really settle down for relationships but when he does the girl has to be near perfection for his standards. He is a top lover and knows how to treat a girl and make her smile. He's also hilarious, crazy and weird in all types of way. Isaiah may seem arrogant and nonchalant at times but cares for all friends and family and will do anything for them. He loves to perform but does not like to be the center of attention. He enjoys doing things on his own and doesn't like asking for help. People will fall for his weird ways and charming-ness. If you have a Isaiah as a friend be happy. If you have him as a lover be lucky because he's amazing with women and a great lover! In all if you have an Isaiah never let him go!

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A great friend who will feel like a brother to all who know him well.

He is loyal to his friends but doesn't like to socialize very much. He's a good person to go to when you're in need for a good laugh. He falls in love very rarely but normally the girl doesn't know or doesn't care. He's very geeky. He likes dogs. He is a good person that not many people know. He has short black hair and chocolate brown eyes. You can have hour long calls and not realize time has passed.