Isaac Celery is a good guy. He can be a cunt in some places but is a good person throughout. You're wondering where the name Celery came from? Well, Isaac Celery is so thin that he can snap as easily as a stick of Celery. If you see an elusive Isaac Celery then make sure not to hit him too hard as he will snap.
Lewis: Man, I wanna hit someone...
Lewis: *Hits Isaac Celery*
Isaac Celery: *Snaps in half*
Lewis: Oh shit ni**er...
Lewis: *Hits Isaac Celery*
Isaac Celery: *Snaps in half*
Lewis: Oh shit ni**er...
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