Jesus is common name for Hispanic males. Jesus is a hardworking guy and loyal.
Random friend :Aye Jesus where the how's at?
Jesus: idk man I only got one girl
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
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A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).

Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
Vivica A. Fox: "Now. That runway? She was padded for Jesus! Gorgeous!"
by beautyfacerealness May 07, 2016
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Died on the cross for my sins so that I may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.
Billy: Mike, you *bleepin'* *bleep*, haven't seen you in 10 *bleepin'* years! How you been?

Mike: Well Billy, I'm actually a Christian now... and a pastor at that!

Billy: Well I'll be damned!

Mike: You don't have to Billy, Jesus can save you!
by Mr. Goodbar X85 August 29, 2008
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Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

Analogy:
In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!
by Danapal July 22, 2005
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The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.
Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.
by C.C. December 18, 2004
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