The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents
Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden
by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015
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The Best Metal Band of all time. Top 10 best songs would be 1)Blood Brothers 2)These Colors Don't Run 3)Lord of Light 4)Dance of Death 5)The Rainmaker 6)The Clansman 7)The Trooper 8)Aces High 9)Where Eagles Dare 10)Different World

This is obviously excluding The Number of the Beast, Hallowed Be Thy Name and, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
by WTF FTW! August 03, 2011
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One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.
Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.
by youcanreadmyname April 20, 2016
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A spell used by Necromancers in Diablo 2. It causes your attack damage to be inflicted upon yourself.
"Fucking ironmaiden"
"Yeah man. Don't attack monster using iron maiden."
by cschmidt April 19, 2006
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The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman
OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!
by Robert Sturtzen May 02, 2005
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Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
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1. Iron Maiden (n) in the hobby of airsoft, an Iron Maiden is a female player who can easily stand up to the male competition and succeed. Commonly must overcome the stereotype of being "feminine" or "dainty" by kicking major ass of the guy players, who mistakenly assumed females are not aggressive, but doing so with style and grace, befitting a refined woman.

2. See awesome
She is a real Iron Maiden on the field, she can pwn n00bs with the best of them.
by agenttexx January 30, 2009
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