1) An ethnic group consisting of the indigenous people of the island of Ireland as well as the descendants of those people who immigrated abroad.

2) A citizen of a Republic on some God-forsaken waterlogged island in the north Atlantic who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that the word "Irish" can denote either an ethnicity or a nationality and one does not have to belong to one group to belong to the other.
Irish dude from Boston: OK, I'll try to explain one last time. Here, look at this Venn diagram. It has bright colors and everything. After we get done, you can even use it as a coloring book. There, that's a good boy!

Irish dude from Dublin: *stomps feet, sticks fingers in ears and clenches teeth* *Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! .....

Irish dude from Boston: No wonder my ancestors left that place...
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Kind of a dim-witted, lazy but fun group of people who's women folk are known for really putting out!
Being irish, anne was an absolutely wonderful and amazing whore! :)
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The native people of Ireland. They say they hate the British despite being the most Anglified country in the world.
The Irish are still apart of the UK
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The slang word for finding a girl who has been given, often times strategically, the date rape drug, taking her home, and proceeding to rape her or try to, while the guy has full knowledge she is drugged up.

The men who do this are often times from Lewistown, MT
Dude, you can't Irish her, her moms here
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Normally when you here Irish what comes to your mind is a friendly group of people who know how to hold their liquor and have a great time. While for the most part, these people are great. It is not uncommon to see a few cousins in close kin relationships with one another, especially in areas like Dublin, Rathdrum, Wicklow, Glenealy, Arklow, and Aughrim. While its considered mostly a stereotype, on my visits to this country I have seen many people who practice this act as if it was commonplace.
Question: Are those cousins making out?
Response: Why yes they are Irish
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An absolute failure who just really sucks at everything. Someone you should probably put in a mental institution and they’re loud asf. They have no self esteem and no confidence at all. Their work is always horribly presented and they always never put enough effort into their work. If you ever meet someone like them you should run or stay away.
Oh my gosh that girl acts like an Irish
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