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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by clegg April 21, 2008
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by pishtank April 06, 2008
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
by pishtank April 07, 2008
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