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The act of blowing your load in a womans eye.
"dude I gave my girlfriend an iris cream last night. She thinks she might be blind"

"thats not good! she should get that checked out!"
by CaptainINFERNO November 29, 2011
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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