A combination of the word "Iraq" and the term "Internet." This term refers to the computer networking system in the Middle East since it works so very differently than it does anywhere else in the world.

The most prominent difference is the chronic loss of service once every few moments, often during the most vital parts of conversation.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.