A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.
Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.
by Vaez_vaez July 02, 2010
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a device that gets bigger every year
check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year
by DopamineReceptors June 09, 2019
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iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.
by Jesterguru August 04, 2009
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The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.
I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.
by Revival99 January 08, 2009
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To use an iPhone, its freaking cool 'apps' and internet access.
Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.
by ScolloP October 14, 2009
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An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!
by nughettorund October 18, 2015
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