An electronic device that is used to contact others or play games. FaceTime is used to video call your best friends and loved ones who maybes live far away from you in the world. iMessage is used to chat like texting basically. App Store is where you download apps ( games and social network) and iTunes is used to download videos and songs. Safari isn't a jungle it is a place where you can search like google.
by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015
An entirely useless product for Apple to make a quick cash-in out of drooling iFanboys. It is a bulky, overpriced gadget that serves practically no purpose other than a waste of space and $840.
Steve Jobs: The iPad will revolutionize life as we know it! Not only does it have the advanced technology of the iPod Touch, but it's three times larger!
iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!
The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.
Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!
iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!
The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.
Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!
by DoubleDare July 02, 2010
1. A very useless piece of shit, that is exactly like an ipod, but much larger and when used in public makes you look like a total asshole. Usually purchased on accident, and is used as a very large paper weight after about a week after purchase.
2. A feminine hygiene product. Like a tampon.
2. A feminine hygiene product. Like a tampon.
Person 1 : Dude you bought an iPad?
Person 2 : Yep.
Person 1 : On purpose?
Person 1 : Hey did you get those iPads for me?
Person 2 : Yep.
Person 1 : Thanks, I'll go use one now.
Person 2 : But your a guy...
Person 2 : Yep.
Person 1 : On purpose?
Person 1 : Hey did you get those iPads for me?
Person 2 : Yep.
Person 1 : Thanks, I'll go use one now.
Person 2 : But your a guy...
by MindSpaz May 19, 2010
An oversized Ipod Touch and Iphone wanna-be that unremarkably failed. Usefull for lots of things, like swatting flies, being a paperweight, chucking out the window... Impossible to carry around convieniently
John: OMG! You got the Ipad!! Can i feel it?
Bob: Sure
John: Wow! its really light!
Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket...
Samantha: Hey! I see you got the Ipad!
Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad! it's my really big itouch!
Bob: Sure
John: Wow! its really light!
Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket...
Samantha: Hey! I see you got the Ipad!
Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad! it's my really big itouch!
by StudyHallHelp May 27, 2010
-noun
Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.
Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.
Example 1:
"With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing."
-Women's Product Council of America
Example 2:
Guy #1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit."
Guy #2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."
"With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing."
-Women's Product Council of America
Example 2:
Guy #1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit."
Guy #2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."
by Beavis Comeavis January 28, 2010