When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.
Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"

God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"
by Keehndog December 13, 2016
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The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.
I PERFORMED THE IOWAN CORNFIELD ON MY MOTHER YESTERDAY.
by RizzlybearOHS February 21, 2023
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