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A very homosexual state. Home to the worst drivers to ever bless the great nation of the United States of America.
Hank: What happened on your drive back from Missouri?
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.
by iamnotgay July 10, 2008
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A state, properly named for the fact that it is just Idiots Out Wandering Around.

it is also the home of Slipknot, some more IOWA.
Everyone in IOWA is an Idiot Out Wandering Around
by Tucker Barrett March 22, 2008
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A state in the U.S. that would be average except for one thing: Slipknot.
Iowa would be boring if not for Slipknot.
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That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn
Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?
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by Blitzomet September 23, 2019
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Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.
Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!
by Wittyruss February 04, 2020
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The state with corn and nothing else
Guy: Yo, What’s the state that’s nothing but corn?
Guy: I heard It’s Iowa
Guy: Thanks bro
by Mrsymphony September 26, 2020
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