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The state of credit unbalance after having sex with a prostitute
I fucked her on credit, so Iowa
by smoo moo March 22, 2013
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One of the crappiest states in all of the US. Many people from Iowa are farmers, or their career somehow relates to agriculture. Quite possibly the New Jersey of the Midwest, (although to say that is an insult to Jersey)while Minnesota is like New York (cos we've got Minneapolis, bitch!).
I hate Iowa. Half of the people are idiots. Plus it smells like cows there. Cows and pigs.
by goddess of grammar March 12, 2007
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Welcome to Iowa, the hole in the middle of the United States.
by PunkArs March 20, 2008
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A midwestern state south of Minnesota
which stands for:
I - Idiots
O - Out
W - Wondering
A - Around
by JFuller November 22, 2007
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I
Owe the
World an
Apology
"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."
by Braniff June 11, 2009
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