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People who dont live in Iowa refer to Iowa is full of corn and farmers. Its full of things pretty much from other states. 3 million awesome people live there. And its probably 3 million people you would never forget because they are so nice. Iowa is also one of the most beautiful places to live and only cool people can live in Iowa. Because Iowa is THE SHITT. Also home to the best college football team the IOWA HAWKEYES!
by yourmomsucksbutthole June 25, 2010
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The greatest state in the Union with education, and the ability to function with agriculture and good morals,When western civilization comes crashing down around you other 49 inferior states (Illinois is ok).
Man 1#: Im tired of fuck-offs making fun of Iowa why don't we just secede and laugh our asses off while those homo-erotic Californians starve to death.
Man2# Yeah I can't wait!
Man2# Yeah I can't wait!
by SKFD 68 February 04, 2009
9
What the hell is this
I - Idiots
O - Out
W - Wondering
A - Around
shit?
We're the smartest state in the U.S!
For Christ's sake, stop your bitching about our "terrible driving" and go to New York, give me a review about their shitty driving.
God damn, Iowa has some of the nicest people, and there isn't corn EVERY WHERE.
To be honest, there isn't even as much corn as you think there would be, there are more cities than corn.
Plus, if you hate Iowa then promise me you'll never eat corn and or barilla noodles again.
So, all you more suberban suburban states can suck it because Iowa is the shit!
I - Idiots
O - Out
W - Wondering
A - Around
shit?
We're the smartest state in the U.S!
For Christ's sake, stop your bitching about our "terrible driving" and go to New York, give me a review about their shitty driving.
God damn, Iowa has some of the nicest people, and there isn't corn EVERY WHERE.
To be honest, there isn't even as much corn as you think there would be, there are more cities than corn.
Plus, if you hate Iowa then promise me you'll never eat corn and or barilla noodles again.
So, all you more suberban suburban states can suck it because Iowa is the shit!
Person 1: Dude, you live in Iowa?! You might as well just live in a corn field. HAH, are you a farmer?!
Person 2: No, actually i'm a physicist for Iowa State University, one of the best colleges in the world.
Person 1: I BET YOU GREW UP ON A FARM!! LOOOOOL
Person 2: No.. it was a mansion in the suburbs of Des Moines
Person 1: GO EAT CORN! :(
Person 2: Okay, I will. And I'll rub it in your face cause Iowans have some DAMN FINE CORN!
Person 2: No, actually i'm a physicist for Iowa State University, one of the best colleges in the world.
Person 1: I BET YOU GREW UP ON A FARM!! LOOOOOL
Person 2: No.. it was a mansion in the suburbs of Des Moines
Person 1: GO EAT CORN! :(
Person 2: Okay, I will. And I'll rub it in your face cause Iowans have some DAMN FINE CORN!
by Angry Iowan. <__<' October 16, 2011
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A state, just like any other. It has idiots, stuck up snobs, bad drivers, and nice people. Don't be fooled by the corn when you are flying over. We have a lot of large cities, and a lot of farms. We happen to have had Ashton Kutcher, and Elijah Woods. That's about it. If you were born in Iowa, you will probably stay here, unless you're lucky.
Non-Iowan: How many pigs do you have?
Iowan: Zero, I actually don't live anywhere near a farm.
Non-Iowan: Lol, do you even have a tv?
Iowan: Yes, I do. I have an iphone too. Do you have a brain?
Non-Iowan: LOL. A what?
Iowan: Zero, I actually don't live anywhere near a farm.
Non-Iowan: Lol, do you even have a tv?
Iowan: Yes, I do. I have an iphone too. Do you have a brain?
Non-Iowan: LOL. A what?
by Thatonegirlidk July 05, 2013
11
BEST State in the entire united states of america!
Most, cocky dumbasses hate on iowa, and say that all there is is corn.. Thats completley wrong! EVERY state has agriculture and just about every state grows corn and has corn fields.
So what if iowa has corn, that dosnt mean thats the only thing to do!
Iowa is the best! Our hot chicks and all of our sports teams..
Iowa will fuck up anyone who tries to talk shit on us! were no pussys, we will fight any mother fucker who tries to hate on us!
Iowa has the best state fair too! The IOWA State Fair is possibly the best state fair in all of the US.
We have everything, Demo Derbys, Mudding, So much shit, youd just have to come here and check it out!
Most, cocky dumbasses hate on iowa, and say that all there is is corn.. Thats completley wrong! EVERY state has agriculture and just about every state grows corn and has corn fields.
So what if iowa has corn, that dosnt mean thats the only thing to do!
Iowa is the best! Our hot chicks and all of our sports teams..
Iowa will fuck up anyone who tries to talk shit on us! were no pussys, we will fight any mother fucker who tries to hate on us!
Iowa has the best state fair too! The IOWA State Fair is possibly the best state fair in all of the US.
We have everything, Demo Derbys, Mudding, So much shit, youd just have to come here and check it out!
Loser: har har har, you're from iowa, go eat some corn
Iowa Representer: Shut the fuck up *punches loser in the nost and makes him bleed and cry like the little bitch he is*
IOWA OWNS YOU
Iowa Representer: Shut the fuck up *punches loser in the nost and makes him bleed and cry like the little bitch he is*
IOWA OWNS YOU
by IOWA ROCKS April 22, 2006
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A state full of beauty and 3 million of the nicest people in the universe. Also a pioneer in education, with the Iowa Test of Basic Skills and ACT being based in Iowa City. Is home to a ton of natural beauty: Ledgers State Park near Boone, the Des Moines, Missouri, and Mississippi Rivers, as well as numerous forests and woods. Tends to be judged by people who have never visited it.
Unenlightened one: DOHOHO, IOWA IS SHIT. EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH THEIR SISTERS AND GROWS FUCKING CORN.
Iowan: How do you do good sir? Would you like some ice cream from the largest ice cream factory in the world, which just so happens to be in LeMars, Iowa?
Unenlightened one: GO FUCK YOUR SISTER.
Iowan: How do you do good sir? Would you like some ice cream from the largest ice cream factory in the world, which just so happens to be in LeMars, Iowa?
Unenlightened one: GO FUCK YOUR SISTER.
by notafarmer February 19, 2011