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Ione is a modern name originating as a sea nymph in greek mythology. She is a nice, smart, pretty, funny, and athletic girl. She knows how to have a good time. If you ever come across an Ione you shall feel happy and if your lucky she might fall for you.
by helikesicedham May 10, 2012
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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meaning "violet flower". This was the name of a sea nymph in Greek mythology. It has been used as a given name in the English-speaking world since the 19th century, though perhaps based on the Greek place name Ionia, a region on the west coast of Asia Minor. Someone called Ione has the traits of a very strong person but, is not too over confident.
by Nicedefsx October 08, 2011
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a girl that is popular, funny, knows how to dress and is rich. she has an amazing body (which everyone wants) everyone looks up to her because she is like a goddess. she always knows how to make someone’s day better, even though she might have a bitch stare. she’s just mad gorgeous. girls like ione have a lot of friends (preferably guys) and have people wanting a relationship with her since forever. but if you get on ione’s bad side things tend to be a little rough on you for the next few years or the rest of your life..
“oh my gosh is that ione? shes gorgeous and has an amazing body!”
“i heard that jacob messed with ione and now he doesn’t have friends.. yikes.”
“i heard that jacob messed with ione and now he doesn’t have friends.. yikes.”
by AlissaBrandon February 10, 2019
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Ione is one of the most beautiful girls you will meet she is sweet and kind and has a big ass, she will always be there for you through the good and bad times she is the best person to talk about your relationship about, this girl is usually on the shorter side but has a huge ass heart ❤️
by Ugly ass nigga September 02, 2019
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Small piece of shit town, in the middle of fucking nowhere, Amador county.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
by LivyBitch. April 02, 2011