Iona is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She may not be classically beautiful all blonde hair and blue eyes but she just has something about her that will stop you from being able to look away. Iona falls in love easily which means that she may make some mistakes and trust people that she shouldn't. But in the end, Iona is someone to never underestimate because she is a lot more than meets the eye...

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Iona is a humble and loyal person. She is very humourous and can be a little cheeky. When she was younger she was energetic. Iona can cook amazing meals. Cupcakes are her best bake. She will always try her best to never fail you. She will make mistakes and go out with the wrong people. She will find her best match someday.

an island in scotland which is truly gorgeous! it's sites are amazing and the most reccomended place in scotland.

Truly romantic and lovely :D

most amazing, gorgeous, hot , clever, interesting, funny, hilarious girl you will ever meet. she's a feminist with dignity and nothing can bring her down. if you ever meet an iona don't let her go because she's probably an angel sent from heaven and created by god

She's a fabulous girl that always gets ahead of herself. Confident on the outside but not always on the inside. She loves reading and tries not to disappointed people but can't always help everyone. She belives that if something happens don't make a big deal of it. She is full of ideas that don't always get apredicted, she herself doesn't always get appredicted. A lovely girl who is always truthful and honest.

a beautiful, intelligent girl who loves pizza and may one day become a writer. A loyal friend with a big heart, Iona's beautiful blue eyes will always make you smile :)