An all boys private high school located in the suburbs of Westchster County New York. Iona Prep consists of mostly kids from neighboring towns who have money and don't want to attend the atrocious local public schools. Because of this, Iona Prep boys have an arrogance about them and often walk around Westchester as if they are better than everyone. Iona has good academics, and even better sports with their lacrosse, football, baseball, track and field, and basketball teams all winning championships in recent years. Their archival is Fordham Prep and although the schools like to go back on forth on whose a better school, the one thing they agree on is that they are better and richer than everyone else in Westchester.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

It’s a school in New Rochelle NY, mostly known for rich boys and being gay. a bunch of the kids who go there are fuckboys who are spoiled with money

A school full of rich daddy's boy's that believe that they are better than everyone but really get no pussy and are stupid fucks with no lives except for Liam Hoyt love you brotha.

Iona Prep, located in New Rochelle, New York, has a long rivalry with Fordham Prep located on Fordham Road in the Bronx. Considered to have better athletics program but inferior academics, many Iona alumni can be seen at your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter.

Nevertheless, if theres one thing Iona and Fordham kids can agree on its that the kids who can't get into either go to Stepanac.

The school that people go to when they realize they don’t have the talent to go to Fordham Prep.