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Ion is used as a replacement for "I don't". This can be found especially on twitter.
Tweet: ion like driving at night.
by Airwick August 26, 2012
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A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.
When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."
by LimaRonan October 10, 2014
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I Can't ion have a condom
by Sxxxx August 08, 2018
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Ion is a texting way of saying i dont know, but it makes you sound like an idiot
Shawn: Hey Sean, have you seen my green hat? i think i left it at school
Sean: Sorry m, havent seen it. dont you have alot of green hats?
Shawn: ion know 🀷🏻 ♀️
by peachythicc October 20, 2018
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Solvents consist of ions.
by Karel! June 29, 2006
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