IBB - Bitches with bread.
Todd - "Your pockets aren't deep enough for her. "
John - "What do you mean?"
Todd - "She's is clearly an Investment Banking Bitch , just look."
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An understandable term to replace "dollar cost averaging" in the investment world. It actually defines what is going on - you are investing money at predetermined intervals. Dollar cost averaging means ...............what?
Jan's retirement advisor suggested she do a periodic interval investment as a smart, easy way to put aside money in her IRA.
by wcraigiii October 26, 2009
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The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"
Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.
by Pa Ni C December 22, 2010
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Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
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Something that at first was a good investment(or buy) But then over time it fucks up(without prior mention from publishers or creators)And it makes you question, "Why Did I Get This?", "Had I Knew This Shit Earlier I Would Not Had Got This" or "They Should Have Fixed This Before Releasing This?" Thous Making It a Mis-Investment
Person 1: Damn, Should Have Not Gotten Black Ops, Was a Total Mis-Investment -_-
Person 2: Why's That?
Person 1: Because It Be Fuckin Up, Be Glitchin Like a Motherfucker
Person 2: So!!!
Person 1, They Should have fixed this shit before i got it, It's a Mis-Investment
by Tarif 91 January 24, 2011
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