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A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"
by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?

3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.
by Keystone80435 May 14, 2009
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A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.
Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.
by Callowake August 26, 2009
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-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text
I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.
by eamongorin September 11, 2010
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