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A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"
by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?

3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.
by Keystone80435 May 14, 2009
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A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.
Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.
by Callowake August 26, 2009
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-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text
I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.
by eamongorin September 11, 2010
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