"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"
by Mad Ange September 14, 2008
Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.
"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com
by Textless May 22, 2009
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
by Courtney Terry May 24, 2007
by LeviLover March 08, 2009
A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.
by Industries February 15, 2008
Derives from "insensible."
When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
by bubastis March 06, 2010
Intext is legal in South Carolina, if you are over 18.
The picture of my genitals intended for my girlfriend wound up on my sisters phone; check your friend before you send, intext is a bitch.
The picture of my genitals intended for my girlfriend wound up on my sisters phone; check your friend before you send, intext is a bitch.
by Kip Drordy April 14, 2014