A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.
Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.
by Poor Mans Orange November 29, 2010
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A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
by Catnymph July 21, 2010
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A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
by nycesq August 13, 2009
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When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!
by Dr. Centaur April 06, 2015
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polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap
Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.
by bbates February 24, 2006
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An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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