When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.

being small and raiding someone's intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

Farting in the tub

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove