by DeepSix66 October 15, 2013
when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.
Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
by Jshapedasshole July 03, 2008
by YamBoii March 12, 2019
by DoubleTrouble78 June 11, 2009
Severe gastroenteritis resulting in diarrhea and/or vomiting usually resulting in a sick day at work.
by Herb.E.Versmells June 25, 2011
by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 19, 2006
when you've spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n' beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border because your ass is about to burst! you've all been there. and the holocaust part of the day is that there is no bathroom in sight, and ya crap thy pants. it's good stuff!
" uggh.. Amy, if we don't find a bathroom real soo-eh.. I've got intestinal holocaust in- ( it squirts out ) Never mind.. I took care of business! "
by pones mcChicken fingaz July 23, 2003