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Internet tourettes

Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-

"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"

perhaps i've said too much.
Social network status update- "I've become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having wank. True story"

Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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